When we are all in school, we learn that the four seasons are spring, summer, fall (or autumn for those who try to sound high class) and winter. I have decided that these seasons are never correct, as it can be 90 degrees in April (definitely summer weather) and 35 degrees in September (definitely winter weather).
Therefore, I am proposing that there only be two seasons, and that they have nothing to do with the weather. Here they are:
The first season starts in April. To be specific, it starts on the first Monday in April. This season is called "Baseball". This season lasts unti mid-October, depending on how many games the World Series lasts.
The second season unofficially starts right after this, but doesn not officially start until the first weekend in November. This is my favorite season. This is called "College Hoops". This season lasts until the first Monday in April. Coincidentially, this is the exact same date that Baseball starts. How convenient.
Some people will try to tell you that there are other seasons out there, but don't believe the hype!
With this system, there is little debate to what season we are in, and we don't have to hear peole complain about how it is supposed to be warmer or colder than it really is. We have a roof over the baseball field (or not if it is nice out!) and a gym to watch hoops in. No need to complain!!
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